Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Colour me Pink..!!

Pink may be one of the most beautiful colours on earth, but we are guilty of having giving it the short shrift..This fascinating colour has been studiously ignored for several years by diverse groups including intellectuals, sports persons and politicians..Apart from strawberry ice cream, a couple of esoteric financial newspapers, and Rohit Bal’s ramp designs, we see very little pink in the adult world around us..The Congress, BJP and the Left may have differing views on many subjects, but if we request them to introduce a dash of pink into their party’s colours, they will all uniformly see red..I have rarely seen a pink car on our streets, and not a single bottled drink or toothpaste I know of is even remotely pink..Even the sole telecom brand that sported pink colours quickly changed it to red..Why has humanity ignored pink??
The reason is a set of deeply held irresponsible prejudices against pink, shrouded in obscure screams of ignorance..Men believe pink is utterly feminine, sophisticated women say pink is ‘Jhatak’ and boorish, men and women whisper and chuckle together that pink is gay, and gays feel that pink is so childish and so overdone..Therefore, only newborn girls are given pink frocks in maternity wards, and even these are quickly replaced by white or pale yellow ones when the babies reach home..
But pause a moment and you’ll see so much around us that is beautiful, cherished and naturally pink..New born babies are generally pinkish, and their bottoms are certainly bright pink..Young elephant calves sport a beautiful shade of pink, and the choicest ham is deliciously pink..Pink roses are highly treasured, and pink jacarandas make many a cities come to life every summer..Pink Norwegian salmon is the ultimate sea food indulgence, and pink champagne is much sought after in elite parties..Pink sandstone and marble are highly coveted and look wonderful in opulent palaces they adorn..
Indeed nature is partial to pink because it is such a refreshing colour..That is why the farthest and the most exotic stars in the night sky appear pink, whereas the nearby dog stars are plain white..That is also why pink diamonds are so rare, expensive and cherished that I’m yet to see or receive one in real life..
Nature is not the only entity to pay respect to the colour pink..My roomie’s all time favourite music group chose to call themselves Pink Floyd..Imagine if they had chosen an alternate name, say Green Floyd or Red Floyd..They would simply not have been the same, because like the haunting music there is something distinctly psychedelic about pink..Pink is never deadly serious in its intent, it always nicely mingles sober stuff with innocent fun..Which is why one of the most entertaining detective movie of all time go by the name Pink Panther..And which is also why pink chaddis were sent to the misguided but energetic Mr. Muthalic for his anti-valentine’s campaign last year..
It is therefore quite gratifying to see that IPL and cricket are now leading the cause of pink..Lalit Modi sports bright pink neckties, perhaps because he himself hails from the pink city of Jaipur..The colourful Navjot Sidhu has begun wearing pink turbans during his delightful commentaries on the game.. IPL cheerleaders, bless their bounce, have been wearing pink tails and shaking pink fluffy stuff in both their hands as they celebrate the lusty sixers, and the lusty crowd in turn cheers them on..Unconfirmed reports indicate that one of the two new IPL teams, Pune and Kochi, may choose to sport the colour pink for their dress..And in a milestone announcement recently, it has been revealed that IPL will actually be using pink cricket balls starting next year..Now, that is a path breaking new pink initiative worth raising a toast to-with pink champagne, of course..!!

Its nature's own child; so why are we prejudiced against this shade??

P.S.--check out this post: http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/artblog/2007/nov/05/whyhastheworldgonepinkma
I HAD to voice out my opinion about this after reading this article..

Jaishree Ram,

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Useless Facts..!!

While browsing over the net I came across this title..And as u know my knack for such headings I had to read the full..Facts, as I know, are those set of information that are true and assertive of verifiable realities..They are the truth so they can be used in court..So they, as I thought, are always useful..But this title ‘Useless Facts’ made my head turn and ears stand uptight and compelled me to check out what facts are useless..Thought so u all would like to check it out..
1. Shakespeare used some 17,677 words in his plays, sonnets, and narrative poems, and he was the first to coin 1700 of these words.
2. The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.
3. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.
4. Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.
5. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple and silver.
6. You are likely to test positive for Opium Usage in a drug test if tested right after eating a Poppy-seed Bagel.
7. The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.
8. Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.
9. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.
10. Every person has a unique tongue print.
11. The name Wendy was invented for the book Peter Pan, there was never a recorded Wendy before that.
12. Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
13. The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher.
14. The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
15. A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.
16. American Airlines saved $40,000 in '87 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class.
17. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
18. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
19. The Pacific Ocean contains about 25,000 islands.
20. During World War II, wooden Oscars were given as metal was scarce.
21. A rat can last longer without water than a camel.
22. Scissors are said to have been invented by Leonardo da Vinci.
23. Camels have three sets of eyelids. These protect their eyes from blowing sand.
24. The human stomach produces a new layer of mucus every two weeks. Without this mucus production, the stomach would digest itself.
25. The world's first electronic computer was called ENIAC and was produced in 1946. It was 8 feet tall, 78 feet long, and had over 18000 vacuum tubes.
26. In early Olympic Games - women were not allowed to watch the games, but were allowed to participate in the games.
27. The average McDonald's Big Mac bun has 198 sesame seeds on it.
28. Beer is made by fermentation which is caused by bacteria feeding on yeast cells and then defecating. Which means it is a nice tall glass of bacteria poop. 
29. Native Americans never actually ate turkey; killing such a timid bird was thought to indicate laziness.
30. Spinach is native to the area of Iran, but didn't spread to other parts of the world until the beginning of the Christian era.
31. Goat milk is used to produce Roquefort cheese.
32. Astronaut Neil Armstrong first stepped on the moon with his left foot.
33. The world's longest name officially used by a person is "Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Shermasn Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorft Senior" which is composed of 28 words or 192 letters.
34. Canada is an Indian word meaning "Big Village".
35. The town of Calma, Chile in the Atacama Desert has never had rain.
36. There's a place called "Y" in France.
37. In ancient Greece "idiot" meant a private citizen or layman.
38. The official name for the city of Bangkok, Thailand is "Krung thep mahanakhon bovorn ratanakosin mahintharayutthaya mahadilok pop noparatratchathani burirom udomratchanivetma hasathan amornpiman avatarnsa thit sakkathattiyavisnukarmprasit" or just "Krung thep" for short meaning "City of Angels."
39. The Nullarbor Plain of Australia covers 100,000 square miles (160,900 km) without a tree.
40. The longest place name still in use, which is 85 letters long, is "Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipuka- kapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu" which is a name of a hill in New Zealand.
41. Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.
42. The average garden-variety caterpillar has 248 muscles in its head.
43. The name "Kangaroo" came about when some of the first white settlers saw this strange animal hopping along and they asked the Aborigines what it was called. They replied with "Kanguru", which in their language means "I don't know".
All these facts are really and utterly useless but the truth that they are facts are reason enough to post them here..Many of you may be knowing some of these facts, many of you may not be knowing even a single one, but am darn sure that none of you would have been knowing all these facts..Although useless they surely make a good read and are good for the general knowledge as well..!

Jaishree Ram,

Sunday, April 18, 2010


This is not a very difficult sound to perceive..Yeah, u’ll got it correct..It’s THE sneeze..When ur ear drums r conked wit this sound from someone in the surrounding, u start feeling that IT is coming..And when u feel this coming through ur oesophagus and wind pipe u know IT has entered u now and more precisely, ur Doomed..
It is said that having cough and cold once a year is a good thing..It actually clears our whole system of the dust and dirt that has entered into it for the past 52 weeks..But I say “Bull Shit”..How many of u buy this??Believe me, it does more harm than curing it..Added to it comes the personal troubles and the embarrassment..
Let me tell u some benefits that u have when ur inflicted upon by this divine cleaning gesture from god..Firstly, ur nose keeps on dripping all the time..Secondly, u’ll cough so frequently that even a TB patient will think that u r good competition..Thirdly, u’ll need to run to the bathroom or the sanitary basin every 10 minutes to clean off ur dripping nose or cast off ur cough..Fourthly, ur whole body will pain like hell..Fifthly, ur head and chest will be full of cough and thus will keep troubling wit aches all the day..Sixthly, u’ll find it difficult to even laugh..Seventhly, u’ll lose the urge to eat..Eighthly, the taste of ur mouth will become sour and even if u eat a jalebi u’ll not feel it tasty..Finally, u’ll feel more thirsty than a crow in a desert and this will be more prominent when u wake up in the middle of the nit and find ur throat as dry as a bone..All in all u’ll be doomed or rather ill-fated..
Now some more added benefits which will help u love this providential intervention even more..Whenever u r running off to the bathroom with a dripping nose u can’t stop even to wave a ‘Hi’ to a friend coming from the opposite direction..Supposing he has something important to say to u and u do stop by to take the message u’ll keep ur head stooped down so that he may not notice ur dripping nose as it is pretty obscene on his part..Moreover while making conversation u can’t draw in (breathe in tough) ur dripping nose..Doing this, as well, sounds very absurd and sickening to the person listening to the conversation..On top u’ll dirty off all ur kerchief’s to ur dripping nose..Now u’ve only two options either wash them thoroughly or discard them..I prefer the 2nd option..
Having cough and cold once a year is as inevitable as death and as shameless as a nude statue..It is as obstinate as a mule and not just as dangerous as a machine gun (rather even more dangerous..!!)..Oh Lord, am as restless as ambition for it to get over, as it is turning me as sleepless as an owl..Please don’t make it as lawful as eating and as essential as dew..Rather make it as lawless as the stormy wind..And for heaven’s sake, don’t make it as lasting as the pyramids..
It’s been three long (long long long......) weeks since I’ve been having cold..I hate it..I don’t need a cleaning of my internal system..Come on Jesus, if u don’t listen to my prayers, at least read my blog!!

Jaishree Ram,


Smooch..!!Whenever we hear of this term a sweet kind of itching takes place in our heart..This feeling is beyond description..It can be only felt by someone who has had the good luck of experiencing it with someone..But am sure that whenever our elders hear about it from our mouth, or even see it in a movie, they find it pretty obscene..So, whenever you are in doldrums as to what to answer when some elder asks or even talks about it tell them the positive side of it..Tell them the following points, or better still ask them to check out this post on my blog..Some little known trivia about kissing, one of the most beautiful and pleasure giving experiences of the world!!
  •   A one minute kiss helps you burn 26 calories..So go on, pucker up..
  •  Regular kissing is known to reduce tooth decay since the extra saliva helps to clean out the mouth..The anticipation of a kiss itself will send more saliva to your mouth..
  •  The average person spends 20,160 minutes kissing in their lifetime..
  • About two-thirds of people turn their heads to the right when they’re kissing..Some experts say that this habit begins in the womb itself..
  • French kissing involves all 34 muscles in your mouth..
  • It is said that kissing once the wedding ceremony is over has its origin in the ancient Roman era where a kiss was used to start a contract..

Jaishree Ram,

Friendship and Frandship..!!

All of u have at some point of time or the other received “Let’s make frandship” requests and messages from strange people..Nine out of ten times, u would ignore/delete/flag the jerk, but don’t be taken in by those, whose grammar is better and sound better..The fact that they r adding u without any reasons is reason enough to ignore!!

Also, needless to mention, when u see people with John Abraham/Priyanka Chopra profile pictures/Greek God body bearers, delete without a second thought..There r, however, certain lies which r allowed..After all, on the internet, everyone wants to live out a fantasy..Lying is fun if u wanna check on someone’s character—by doing a quick sting operation..Also, if u spot a liar, play along before u call off his/her bluff!!

Jaishree Ram,

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Note, the Change..!!

The lot of currency notes is a grim one..From the moment they come out of the security press they begin to attract dirt and grime..And though few would deny their worth, each time they spread their wings, we hear sanctimonious voices warning us against decline in values in society..
Take the latest case..Someone shaped them into a garland—okay, a biggish one—and people made a mountain out of a mala hill..A garland of greenbacks or pinkbacks for that matter, may sound like a malapropism but to see any malevolence in it is to miss the good for the greed..
The point that everyone seems to be overlooking is that a note-mala is a rare innovation, a piece of art from the Hindi-artland..It is a pity that the inventor is a resident Indian..Had it been done in the US, the garland-maker would have already patented it and sold it for a million bucks..
Today, everything and everyone is trying to break out of the set moulds..Thus, u have newspapers doling out entertainment, cell phones working as camera and gaming devices, film stars taking management classes and yoga guru’s nursing political ambitions..How fair is it to expect a currency bill to go on playing the role of a legal tender??
When u look at it, there a good many reasons to choose currency notes over flowers as mala material..Flowers, for all their swollen pride, r not such unmixed blessings..They carry pollen—a known source of allergy..What kind of welcome would it be if the garland sends the dear leader into a paroxysm of sneezes??The ready answer is this: delete flowers and insert currency notes..It is not an option but a scientific fact that very few leaders in any walk of life r allergic to currency notes..
Ever since they broke free of the gold standard, printing currency notes is the cheapest thing to do..On the other hand flowers don’t exactly grow on trees..From their cultivation to retaining their freshness to their transportation to distant locales cost a bushel..After all, what is their use after being garlanded to the dear leader?? Mere biodegradable garbage..But look at currency notes..They continue to retain all their value even after they have been used up in a garland..
Of late, Indian currency notes have also shed their funeral greyish look..Now they come in bright colours..In fact our 1K currency note is rosier than a rose..Fold it tastefully and it can grace the button hole of ur jacket and throw in a few 500 rupee greenbacks around them and u have an elegant ensemble that few would decline..One could even recommend exchange of a basket of currency on special occasions..
Going further, one could even suggest that we develop our own brand of ikebana using currency notes rather than fumbling with flowers all the time!!And for that matter y not indulge in a kind of Indian origami using a single thousand-rupee-bill to showcase one’s talent and creativity??
Fairness demands that we allow currency notes entry into other areas reserved for flowers until now..But unfortunately we know that none of this is going to happen because we have a vocal lobby of those who r fixated only on the familiar in everything..How can anyone satisfy those who would accept nothing but ‘news’ in the ‘breaking news’, cricket in IPL and flowers in a garland??

Jaishree Ram,

The Bright Side of Chocolate..!!

When it comes to chocolates, the world is divided into two types of people..Those who love it and those who adore it..And it doesn’t have to be fattening..Chocolates r the world’s most decadent, legal pleasure possible..
Right from my childhood I used to see my dad bring a 5-STAR for my mom every day after they came back from office together..Then he used to gift it to her while sitting for tea together and say the tag line of the product—“A GIFT FOR SOMEONE U LUV”..It was dad’s rule to get it every day..I clearly remember asking mom as to y she would blush and accept it gleefully everyday as if she dint know that he would be bringing it..And she said “That’s what ur dad wants..He fell in luv with me because of that blush on my face when he offered me the 5-STAR for the first time..And I know that he can do anything to get that blushing smile on my face everyday..And the best way to do it by getting me my favourite chocolate..Some gals luv flowers, some diamonds but all gals luv chocolates..” The best part was that dad was eavesdropping on this conversation and so from that day onwards my dad started getting two 5-STAR’s one for mom and one for me..That’s how my luv for chocolates developed..And believe it or not till date I’m a fan of 5-STAR and I have to have it every day..I may be completely broke at my wallet but I’ll beg, borrow or steal 5 rupees just to get my daily bite of the delicacy..
When all other parents kept beseeching their sons and daughters to keep a safe distance from chocolates as they tend to rupture and eat into our teeth and cause cavities, my parents never stopped me from enjoying the delightful please of having a chocolate..It was just a mere peccadillo..
When I came to college I was introduced to the other forms of the delicacy by my roomies..Till then 5-STAR was my only bite but now I’ve also tasted other chocolates (thanks to my roomies!!) and I can safely declare that there won’t be any other thing as flavorous as chocolates..Chocolates r an integral part of my life and its flavours r intertwined in all the interstices of my body..
A European eats 5 kilograms of chocolate a year whereas an Indian consumes just a mere 300 grams..!!
Here r some salient features:
  • Eat 100% chocolate, rather than milk chocolate, which is fattening and not really the real thing..
  • Let the chocolate melt in ur mouth for at least ten minutes..It is then only that u will be able to experience its flavours..Remember u don’t eat chocolates, u experience it..
  • A big part of experiencing chocolate is its quality..If it is not smooth and can’t be rolled on the tongue, ur not eating the right kind..
  • The best variety of chocolate in the world is single-origin chocolate..If the cocoa bean was grown in Cuba, u should “feel the flavours of Cuba”..
  • Never eat chocolates because u wanna eat something sweet, eat it only because u wanna eat chocolate..

Jaishree Ram,

Y should Husband’s have all the fun??

Yesterday nit I was viewing SRK’s Swades, dunno maybe for the 50th time or so, when something struck me and what better place to discuss it than here..The scene was when Geeta was seeing her prospective groom and she refused to marry him because he wanted her to shift to his hometown and also leave her job as a school teacher..The reason that the groom gave was “no girl in their family ever goes out to earn”..That is so so lame..!!
Marriage changes everything..Especially careers, as most women know too well..Far better than men..Anita Tandon, an IT professional in Bangalore, knew that marrying Ahmadabad dentist Harsh Chaddha, might be a career-ruining decision..The couple might have lived in different cities after the wedding in order to pursue their career, but Anita was not comfortable with that idea..Luckily the partner who had to change cities, was not Anita..
Men like Harsh, who moved to Bangalore to be with Anita, r the exception, not the rule..Most women r not as fortunate as Anita..Thousands of women unquestioningly give up their careers to be with their husbands..It is not abnormal to find a woman leaving a lucrative and good job, to move to a new city and look for ‘substantial’ work from scratch..It can take months to adjust to the new place; even longer to adjust to a new job..And there is no guarantee she will find a job commensurate with her qualifications..
Y cant it be different??It is essential to live together as man and wife..Y isn’t it a possibility for the woman to hold onto the good job, with her husband moving to her city??
It has always been taken for granted that a woman’s career is less important than the man’s, that she will never be the breadwinner and consequently, may or may not pursue a career after she marries..The woman’s income is considered no more than a fringe benefit to be tacked onto her husband’s pay packet..But the recent recession underlined the advantages of belonging to a double income family..Many men lost their jobs at short notice and it was the ‘fringe benefit’ of the wife’s salary that kept things going..
It is time society realized that modern families don’t really have a single breadwinner any more..And that a woman has as much right to ask her prospective husband to move down the career path she follows..
Equally it should not be considered “bad” if a man earns less than his wife and does more house work than her..
This is supposed to be the age of equality and reason and marriage should no longer be defined by age old notions of gender roles..A woman’s career is as important as that of a man..Whipping up new dishes and raising children cannot be regarded as her sole responsibility..But it is not men alone who have to change their mindset about marriage..Women must do so too..

Jaishree Ram,

Friday, April 2, 2010


I’ve heard that early morning dreams come true..But I have never been so lucky to have many..Actually am a very sound sleeper and I generally don’t dream..Or maybe that I don’t remember the dreams that I have at nit till I wake up in the morn..Whatever the case is but today early morning I had a dream that made me ponder so much that it automatically gained its share to be posted here..It made me even remember of the Amitabh Bachchan flick BAGHBAN..But one afore mentioned request: As it is a dream so there may be no logical connect between the events..So as I say that it’s a dream, let ur imagination flow from wild, wilder to wildest..
The dream started somewhere in the future and ended somewhere in the past..It was maybe a few years after I pass out college..Think around 2016..I was watching the parade in the army ranks somewhere in some cantonment..A very gud friend of mine was among the army officials there, so that’s how I got the invitation..So after they all finished off their parade he came up to me and we started chatting on general topics..About life after college, about our wives and children and lots of other such chit chat gossip..After a while he got a call on his cell..It was from his mom..He was like telling her “mom it’s alright, don’t worry, nothing will happen, these things do happen, even u should hav been more considerate” and such similar stuff..After disconnecting, wen I asked him, he told me that his mom was at some relative’s house and some cousin of his had scolded her in front of all at the dinner table..The reason being that she was wearing a bit shabby looking sari and there were some high officials at dinner from his cousins office..So his cousin felt it bad and asked, rather rudely ordered, her to go and change up and come..So his mom felt insulted and left the dining table not to return back..Going to her room she called up her son, my friend, to narrate the story and ask him to do something..So I asked him as to wat he would do??But my friend was pretty calm and said me as well that these things do happen in families and one should not give air to such sparks so that they end up being like forest fires..Before I could say something he was summoned up to report to his higher officials immediately..So he took my leave and went off..
Walking back toward my home an old memory came into my mind wen I eavesdropped on a conversation between my eldest cousin and some other family relative on her paternal side over the phone..She was like scolding and berating the person on the other side severely..Seemed as if she would have beaten him black and blue had he been in front of her then and there..This incident happened around 8 years back from the then present (2016) i.e. say in 2008 wen my aunt, her mom, was still alive but battling wit cancer..Wen she finished her call I bravely went up to her and asked her as to wat had been flustering her mind..My cousin was very frank wit her little bro (ME)..Even then..She told me that the person she was talking to over the phone had dissed her ailing mom and her mom called her up and told that his words had hurt her severely..So my cousin called him up and hurled all kinds of expletives that she could and asked him to say sorry to her mom..He did comply and called up my aunt to say sorry as my aunt called my cousin up and told her later..
Tong tong tong tong..Went on my alarm clock and I woke up..I hate my alarm clock..Who doesn’t??I wanted to see some more to the story..But if wishes were horses beggars might ride..
But these two stories have given me thought enough to ask that wat would we have had done!!Would we be like my friend who was impervious to the fact that his mom was insulted or like my cousin sister who was ready to go at wars wit the person who insulted her mom??If I’m reading all ur minds correctly, u too wanna take the 2nd option, like me..
I hope so situations in our life don’t lead us to circumstances where we become so busy or so stoic that we turn a limpid glance to the insults borne by the two people who came together to bring our existence onto this world..
I promise that there won’t be a BAGHBAN at my home..Do U????????

Jaishree Ram,

Wherever u go, our network follows..!!

Going straight ahead wit this tag is my very beloved network provider VODAFONE..Previously it used to be HUTCH but it was bought over by Vodafone a couple of years back..I really really luv my network and have no complaints..Neither do I have any grudges against the other network providers..Wat I wanna share today r two service msg’s..
Today in the afternoon a service msg came to my cell..It made me blare out my guffaws jst thinking over the implications and the thought process involved in it..It read:
“Want to know wen u’ll be Happy, Sad, Angry, Disappointed or Worried in this month of April??Want to know which days will go gud and which days will go bad??Send MOOD (NAME) to 55625.. For more information rply MORE..”
It makes me wonder as to how my service provider who has no personal contacts to me, actually not jst personal, absolutely no contacts wit me other than my cell number, can tell me about my fate in the following month that to date and day wise wit jst one bit of information given from my side..And wat is that??My name..
Another one read:
“It’s time to reduce tension and change the mood to fun..Know the funny jobs and tease ur friends and have fun..Send JOB (NAME) to 55678..For more information rply MORE..IGNORE IF UNINTERESTED..”
Can anyone clarify to me wat is “Funny jobs”??I really dunno wat kind of jobs r funny..There r jobs which r enjoyable but wat is Funny??All jobs according to me r gud..Everyone who does a job respects his job if he loves wat he does..To cherry the cake the last line said ignore if uninterested..Fine, I’m not interested but I can’t ignore it??It is so ridiculous..
These msg’s do hector the person in us by making us believe that they can tell us our fate or the right job for us, jst by knowing our name..I know that these msg’s can be stopped by jst asking the customer care to bar it from coming to my number..But I deliberately have not done that because wen such a stupid msg comes it gives me a momentary smile on my face..Although at times wen I’m busy and in the middle of some work I do curse their arrival but otherwise I jst luv to enjoy that momentary chuckle..

Jaishree Ram,